Pot, meet holder. It’s damp.
Making dinner with Y Chromosome…
Me: Here’s the potholder. Watch out; I just washed it and it gets hot faster when it’s damp.
Y Chromosome, using the potholder to pull a pan from the oven: It’s not bad. Heat doesn’t really travel faster through something when it’s—ow! OW!
Me: I’m sorry, did you just burn yourself in the middle of contradicting me?