Things I have dropped into my toilet, since moving into my apartment
- Tweezers, twice
- An entire roll of toilet paper
- Nail clippers, three times
- A new tube of concealer
- About 6000 hair ties, one at a time (mostly)
- The entire contents of a box of Q-tips
- My CVS card
- A glass bottle of foundation, which promptly disappeared (sorry, pipes!)
- Eyeliner
- My toothbrush
- A pack of tampons
- My boyfriend’s toothbrush
- A bar of soap
- My retainer
- My cat’s favorite toy mouse
- And, finally, today’s crowning achievement–my favorite black sweater.
But I am soothed by the fact that I have never—unlike one of my college roommates—dropped my shoe in the toilet.
With my foot still in it.