Soppho

The most awesome let’s-be-friends pick up line I’ve gotten in a long time:
Hey, hey! I’m not that nice, and you’re not that nice, but I like that about us and feel it would be appropriate to ask: Next time the dude and I have a cookout, you wanna come?

I have a difficult time hiding my dismay when someone tells me they’ve never heard of Sarah Haskins. Not because I’m one of those people who needs to show everyone how ahead of the curve they are (you know they type–”Oh, this song? Yeah it’s been out for AGES. I read all about it in [...]

Yesterday, Y Chromosome and I were sitting on my couch in our skivvies, drinking out of my cocktail recipe glass. I was showing him Cliche Kitty, which one of our friends used to have hanging in his bathroom (right over where the toilet paper would be, if ever he had some in stock), when there [...]