Dreamin’ it old school

B.: I had this dream last night that I was in an alien cooking show. The contestant was some sort of anthropomorphic banana.

Me: It’s peanut butter jelly time!

B.: Yeah, actually, he was a lot like that.

Me: Peanut butter jelly!

B.: And he was making his soup all wrong.

Me: Peanut butter jelly!

B.: He put his snake in the pot wrong. He put it in whole, which made everything stick to the sides.

Me: Peanut butter jelly!

B.: He was supposed to smash it up first.

Me: With a baseball bat!

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