Rarely does The Paramount warrant this many exclamation points
W: Guess what’s coming to The Paramount.
Me: Based on precedent, probably something involving The Four Tops, The Symphony Orchestra, or some other show where the women in attendance still dress in beaded jackets with shoulder pads.
W: No! The US Pole Dance Federation East Coast Pole Dance Regional Competition ‘09!
Me: Oh. Of course….Wait! Really? At The Paramount of all places?
W: I know!
Me: Wow. I’m beginning to have serious doubts that their presentation of The Velveteen Rabbit last year had anything to do with scarlet fever and stuffed animals at all.