Tandem skydiving also out of the question
Me: I’ve always wondered how people get on and off their bikes with their kids sitting in the little seats behind them. Seriously, how do they do it without tipping the bike over and dumping the kid on the ground?
Y Chrome: I’d be more worried about roundhouse kicking them in the face.
Me: Considering the number of times I’ve been headbutted in my sleep, that seems like a likely scenario. And while we’re at it, I think co-sleeping can be ruled out, too.