You know you want to move to my neighborhood
Presented without comment, the conversation outside of my window at 5 am:
Her: Don’t hit me! Why you hit me? Fuck you! Don’t fucking hit me!
Him: I didn’t mean to hit you! You fuckin’ hit me first! I didn’t mean to hit you! You fuckin’ hit me first! Bitch! I didn’t mean to hit you! You fuckin’ hit me first!
Her: *unintelligible*
Him: I already fucked you!
Her: *unintelligible*
Him: Yeah, that’s what I’m sayin’! I already fucking fucked you and I still wanna fucking be wit’ you.