Bonus points if you find Naked Waldo

This weekend is the harvest festival at Y Chromosome’s family farm. For me, this primarily means that I will be spending my day tomorrow moving tables, putting up signs, cutting up fruit, and drinking three times my weight in hot apple cider. All in all, a good way to spend your Saturday.
W.: My goal for [...]

Like, whoa.

I’ve done a lot of dumb things in my life, but presently I find myself smack-dab in the middle of one of the dumbest. Actually, I’m not even remotely close to the middle of it, and that’s the problem. On a whim last week I decided to sign up for NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month. [...]

Contemplating the merits of scarlet fever

On The Corner, a middle-aged couple is browsing the racks outside of a clothing store that specialized in University apparel.
The man pauses, pulls out a shirt with a large graphic on the front and asks “How about this one?”
The woman rolls her eyes, “No, no, no-o-o. He said he didn’t want anything garish!”
Sorry, ma’am, but [...]