They will smell of glitter and cotton candy
I had a whole herd of My Little Ponies when I was little, including the special, fuzzy ponies, baby ponies, and sea ponies, and—in case you weren’t quite jealous enough—the My Little Pony barn. I’m not sure what my sisters and I actually did when we played with them, but beauty pageants mercifully never factored in. I’m actually not sure that I ever really played with them; my only memories involve chewing on their little pony feet, which were thick but pliable plastic, and had a small indentation at the bottom of the hoof. Man, those things were even better than Barbie toes. And that’s saying something.
Here are two of my favorite My Little Pony videos on these here interwebs. Okay, the first one is really my favorite, I’m just terribly amused by the pony pageant in the second.