There’s a Screech sex tape joke buried in here somewhere

When I first heard Ida Maria’s “I like you so much better when you’re naked,” I predicted it was going to catch on like some sort of burning bush (pun sort of maybe intended?). But then Lady Gaga hit and, really, who the hell can compete with dresses made out of Muppets and hair bows [...]

He was once very sweet, I swear

While we were watching t.v. last night, a commercial featuring Laura Bush came on.
Me: Oh, come on now, Laura. I can clearly see your eyes moving back and forth as you’re reading from the teleprompter.
Y Chrome: Isn’t she a literacy advocate? Isn’t that what she’s pushing—reading to your children? She’s reading!  It’s not “recite from [...]

Take cover!

This is The Watson Twins’ excellent cover of The Cure’s “Just Like Heaven,”  with the added bonus that this video was made at Charlottesville’s very best radio station, WNRN.
And if I haven’t succeeded in appealing to your musical tastes…LOOK, TWINS!!

The Rambo of safety scissors

This is what happens when I forget my razor at my mother’s house over the holidays. It’s terribly convenient in that you can shave your legs, trim your bangs, and cut snowflakes out of construction paper all at the same time, or, if limb retention is important to you, all within five minutes.
This may seem [...]