He was once very sweet, I swear
While we were watching t.v. last night, a commercial featuring Laura Bush came on.
Me: Oh, come on now, Laura. I can clearly see your eyes moving back and forth as you’re reading from the teleprompter.
Y Chrome: Isn’t she a literacy advocate? Isn’t that what she’s pushing—reading to your children? She’s reading! It’s not “recite from memory to your children.”
Me: <blink>
Y Chrome: Anyway, we don’t know that she’s actually reading. She could just be shifty-eyed. She knows first-hand what happens when you don’t read to your children.
Me: <blink>
Y Chrome: …
Me: It’s like talking to myself, only with less swearing.
Maybe this is why his grandmother doesn’t want him dating a Yankee.