Soppho

Ignore the fact that the amazon commercial on which you’ve heard it is entirely overplayed, and just bask in its unadulterated awesomeness.
Updated: Forget I said anything about you and your commercial, Amazon! The mp3 is free right now; go get it!

I really enjoy useless trivia and puzzle games. That’s not to say I’m great at the puzzles or an endless supply of facts, but I love them just the same. Want to know how ants find their way home or why everyone uses “Now is the winter of our discontent”‘ wrong? I’m your girl. Want [...]

Confession: I used to think that gardening was the dorky little hobby of people who had a lot of extra time on the weekends did. Or the dorky little hobby of people with obsessive personalities. I’m looking at you across-the-street-neighbor, Mr. H, who, when I was working my shit summer job in college, would be [...]

W:  I love the local news: “I asked them, ‘where does the things that go into a cookie come from’, and they said ‘in a garden in the back of the grocery store.’ So it really shows a lot of kids these days don’t know where eggs, milk, beef comes from.”
Me:  Um.
W: I don’t put [...]

My fridge is broken, my stockpile of food is destroyed, this morning I was greeted by a squirrel looking at me through a hole in my living room wall, I’m days behind on a writing project, and I think it will take me a few months to recover from my crazy Easter weekend, but right [...]