Soppho

Out of sheer desperation love, I got Y Chromosome a Wii for his birthday. He decided to keep it over at my place, which is fine, except in order to play, we have to push my couch over to the other side of the living room, pushed up against the stove and fridge. In fact,  [...]

Last week, Y Chrome came tearing up the stairs of my apartment building, threw my door open, and looked at me in a panic.
“There was someone. On the steps. He looked like a young guy; I think he works for your new rental company. And he was playing with a caulking gun.”
And then I ran [...]

Yesterday, Y Chromosome and I were sitting on my couch in our skivvies, drinking out of my cocktail recipe glass. I was showing him Cliche Kitty, which one of our friends used to have hanging in his bathroom (right over where the toilet paper would be, if ever he had some in stock), when there [...]

Tweezers, twice
An entire roll of toilet paper
Nail clippers, three times
A new tube of concealer
About 6000 hair ties, one at a time (mostly)
The entire contents of a box of Q-tips
My CVS card
A glass bottle of foundation, which promptly disappeared (sorry, pipes!)
Eyeliner
My toothbrush
A pack of tampons
My boyfriend’s toothbrush
A bar of soap
My retainer
My cat’s favorite toy mouse
And, finally, [...]