Soppho

Y Chrome and I were away at a dear friend’s wedding in Connecticut last week. Aside from my cat-sitter losing my poor furry monster while we were gone, inciting some cat-lady hysteria and a whole lot of fretting (he’s yet to be found, but we’ve not given up yet), we had a great time. [...]

A few mornings ago, I was walking along the downtown mall with my cup of coffee, when two people on opposite sides of the mall a little ways ahead of me came running toward each other. I could tell that they were old friends who hadn’t seen each other in a long time. When they [...]

Me: I’ve always wondered how people get on and off their bikes with their kids sitting in the little seats behind them. Seriously, how do they do it without tipping the bike over and dumping the kid on the ground?
Y Chrome: I’d be more worried about roundhouse kicking them in the face.
Me: Considering the number [...]

Presented without comment, the conversation outside of my window at 5 am:
Her: Don’t hit me! Why you hit me? Fuck you! Don’t fucking hit me!
Him: I didn’t mean to hit you! You fuckin’ hit me first! I didn’t mean to hit you! You fuckin’ hit me first! Bitch! I didn’t mean to hit you! [...]

A couple of week ago, I took a vacation to my home state of Connecticut and took Y Chromosome with me. It was one of a handful of journeys in his life to the strange and foreign lands above the Mason-Dixon line, and his first venture involving the state in which the CT wasn’t just [...]