Soppho

I was upstairs talking to a friend on the phone for a couple of hours, and when I came back down, I found Y Chromosome in bed, half-asleep.
Me: Are you going to propose to me in the next week?
Y Chromosome: …No…Why?
Me: A certain short Italian man from Connecticut* seems to think you are. He told [...]

Whatever crap someone is trying to feed you about what love is—love is blind, love is trust, love is a herd of unicorns that fart rainbows and carry baskets of puppies that vomit moonbeams—don’t believe them.
Well, you can believe them, but know this: love will eventually lead you here: with your beloved sitting on a [...]

Their mugs sit at a perfect diagonal on opposite sides of the tiny coffee shop table. He stares deep into the screen of his laptop as he scrolls up and down the page of a news site. She gazes at a gallery of celebrity photos at the same news site, tapping “Next” almost as soon [...]

The most awesome let’s-be-friends pick up line I’ve gotten in a long time:
Hey, hey! I’m not that nice, and you’re not that nice, but I like that about us and feel it would be appropriate to ask: Next time the dude and I have a cookout, you wanna come?