Soppho

Having a bad day? This will soothe you, like a nice piece of lint attached to a hair found under a tooth.

After several months and a good deal of half-hearted searching, I’m pleased to report that I am finally moving, and Y Chrome is officially moving in with me. (His body already lives here, but his clothes, furnishings, and shameful boy things I’m sure I’m about to discover, have all taken up residence elsewhere.) The move [...]

When I was younger, I always thought it was strange when people made a big deal about the deaths of celebrities, often people I’d never heard of. I’d watch images of people leaving flowers, or crying, or holding vigils, and feel bewildered at the outpouring of grief for people they didn’t even know.
It turns out, [...]

Look at me! Look at me! It’s raining outside but I’m not getting wet! Because I’m indoors! Because my internet is working again! Hooray! Exclamation point!
Let’s celebrate by watching this totally awesome commercial for Brontë sister action figures (with barrier-breaking feminist vision powers, naturally). Alas, if only it were real. They’d look great next to [...]

I am writing this from the parking lot across the street from my apartment, because my internet has been out for 10 days, with no sign of it reappearing any time soon (You may be asking yourself where my rental company is in all of this, but haha, haha, no). If ever I needed confirmation [...]