Ye olde jerke

W: So what are you doing this weekend?
Me: Y Chromosome and I are heading up to Maryland to see my sister and her husband, and my sister wants to go to the Renaissance Fair on Saturday. Apparently we’re going to eat turkey legs and macaroni and cheese on a stick. How that is even possible, [...]

Me and Julio down by the air conditioner

Let’s talk about my favorite neighbors. They are definitely not the renters that live next door: two people and one dog in an apartment even smaller than mine, where the only separate room is the bathroom. The dog never barks, but I’m pretty sure both of them do. And not the inhabitants of cursed apartment [...]